YEAR IN REVIEW: 2008 filled with growth (Easton Journal)

The first winter storm of the season struck Jan, 14 leaving many residents without power and causing many minor car accidents.

Plainview head football coach among 3 coaches arrested in Madill (KXII Sherman)

MADILL, OK ―Two Plainview High School football coaches and a Dickson High School baseball coach were arrested Wednesday night, according to authorities. Now Plainview head coach Corey Cole has been charrged with driving under the influence.

Newton firefighter Dan Doherty ‘known’ to use illegal drugs (Newton Tab)

A highly decorated Newton firefighter who was recently arrested and charged with his fourth offense of operating under the influence of drugs is “known to be a heavy angel dust user,” according to a Newton Police report.

Andy Borowitz Archives (Jewish World Review)

12/23/08 : Markets Crash on Pictures of Obama Losing Shirt 12/18/08 : Caroline Kennedy Asks to be Time's Person of the Year 12/16/08 : Angry Kucinich Reminds Obama He Was Rival 12/11/08 : NBC to replace entire primetime schedule with peacock logo 12/10/08 : Illinois guv offers senate seat to arresting officer 12/09/08 : Poll: Auto CEOs Not Worth $1 a Year 11/05/08 : Failure to Blow Election ...